the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.
Three types of people
Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
he had a pocket full of horsesfucked the shit outta bearsthrew a knife
and he killed with a starehe made love like an eagle falling down from the skykilled his sensei in a dueland he NEVER SAID WHY
How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?